Erotic-Photoart


"Art is never chaste. It ought to be

forbidden to ignorant innocents, 

never allowed into contact with 

those not sufficiently prepared.

Where it is chaste, it is not art."


Pablo Picasso 

 

  

"Art is not the place for moralising,

otherwise we would have no paintings,

no books, no movies  …  no nothing. fantasies

It is where we explore all those dreams,

fantasies, thoughts and acts we could 

never confess in normal life."


French actor Isabelle Huppert


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  This is Erotic Photo Art - EPA

  by law you may not view this content  

if you are under-age ... so, until you are 18, go visit  Sydney Photoart


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   in case you can't handle exposure to nudity ... go see a shrink

everybody else ... enjoy a visit to my Erotic Photoart

below is a portfolio with my best pictures

Sharpness is a bourgeois Concept

and, hmmm ... really?!:

phonesex 

shows


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   Print buying instructions

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Note:


Who would've thought: Adults can handle sexApparently this is something some people have lost sight of.

O.k., we're talking about censors here, or rather Tim Dick is, in his SMH column. 

One would think it's a no-brainer: 100% of the population are born of sex; 99% of the population enjoy it (one would hope). So why would it be that, "torturing people to death presents relatively little problem to the censors. But dare to show nudity and sex on film or in print?" ... or on the net. 

Well, we dare, of course.


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So, mainly for the benefit of other models,

Eve-Angeline - performance artist extraordinaire, the last model here - said this:



"Carsten Burmeister is a talented Sydney photographer I've had the pleasure 

and privilege to work with on a number of occasions. His manner is friendly 

yet respectful and extremely professional, which is the perfect balance for 

someone you can instantly feel comfortable with as a model, and create 

some amazing images. A very indulgent collaborator and a lovely, genunine 

person to know, Carsten continually amazes me with his innovation, technical 

skill and ability to bend the 'stock-standard' photographic rules and literally 

'paint' his images with light to evoke movement, mood, emotion, and other 

subtleties that can only come wth the skill and experience of a photographer

of his caliber. His eye and particular aesthetic for the almost cerebral 

subtleties of eroticism in the image brings a whole new dimension to the 

heavily competitive and at-times over saturated niche of erotic photoart.

Carsten is something special, one of those talents you don't meet every day."


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"I think the shots are bloody

fantastic! Very classy, smoking hot."

Cris, producer, Melbourne, Australia


"This is just brilliant" 

Candace, model, dancer, poet, photographer, 

Brooklyn, New York, USA



"Stunning portfolio, I love it! 

Ever need retouching, I will be there" 

Zahris, retoucher, Zurich, Suisse


 "Wow, good to see quality photography 

on an adult site for once, well done." 

Gordon, designer, London, UK

















































































































































  Here is a little tit-bit of real-life gossip ...

  Kerry had been a Playboy model and

  she sent Hugh Hefner our photos 

  of her 'minge'. He emailed back ...

  saying these were some of the best

  pussy shots he had seen. True story.













































































































































When there is nothing you can do, what can you do?  Phonesex, of course














































































you like pussycunt, minge?
















































































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The following is about my Erotic Photoart revisited.


It has been many years since I did the above shoots for Erotic Photoart. 

In fact I have worked on EPA only from 2010 to 2011 ... for just one year.

Now I revisited the photos and found that I wanted to adjust some of them, 

so above is the result, a selection of my favourite pictures  ...  re-edited. cunt


To put it all in context, I have an essay  PORNOGRAPHY




 

 

If you're a model, go to my Modelling page ... but note, as I said above, I haven't had a studio shoot for years ... because I don't have my studio anymore; so all we can do is a shoot here at Balmoral Beach. Talk to me. I'm up for it, it would be a brand new chapter ... erotic photoart after all is a favourite hobby of mine.


If you're a photographer, you may be interested in the text below. If you're just visiting ... I trust you enjoyed the pictures nonetheless.


A while ago I produced a how-to photo book, similar to my  ZEN Photoart book. But I was not happy with the quality of the digital printing process, so I stopped the project ... anyway , below is the text that went into the - now discontinued - book (as well as the website: erotic-photoart.com doesn't exist anymore).