Substack: I FUCKING LOVE AUSTRALIA 21 January 2026
The world needs to get its shit together and contain this lunatic before the damage becomes irreversible.
Just remember this, folks. Forget the flag-waving bullshit for a second. If Greenland ever became part of the United States, those people would instantly lose universal healthcare and get dropped into America’s deranged, predatory, “hope you don’t get sick or you’re bankrupt” welfare system. That alone should make anyone with a functioning brain go, yeah, hard fucking pass.
And this is the person with their hands on the wheel of the most powerful country on Earth.
That’s not edgy. That’s not funny. That’s not politics as usual. That’s existentially fucking dangerous.
These are grave times. Not “argue on Facebook” times. Not “both sides” times. These are containment times. This is when the international community has to stop pretending this is just another loud American election cycle and recognise it for what it is, a rogue actor with nukes, money, and zero impulse control.
If he’s not checked, he won’t stop. History is crystal clear on this shit. Strongmen never stop at one land grab. Ever. They test, they probe, they escalate.
So yeah. Laugh at the memes. Laugh at the absurdity. But don’t confuse absurd with harmless. Because Captain Chaos is exactly where he wants to be, and the rest of the world needs to get its shit together and contain this lunatic before the damage becomes irreversible.
But here’s the real nightmare fuel. Do you honestly think Donald Trump would stop at Greenland?
Of course he wouldn’t. That’s adorable that you think that.
Venezuela was the pinky toe in the water. A little splash. Kidnap the president, rattle the sabre, see how much pushback you get. Turns out, not much. So now he’s emboldened. Greenland becomes the next toe in the water. Cold, icy, strategic, and suddenly he’s like, huh, this is fun.
And then what?
Then he starts picking off the weak. Bit by bit. Country by country. Pressure here, tariffs there, “national security” pulled straight out of his ass like a magic trick at a kids’ party.
This is a guy who openly idolises dictators. He said it himself. “I’ll be a dictator on day one.” That wasn’t a joke. That wasn’t hyperbole. That was the fucking mission statement.
He already gave you the playbook. People just chose to ignore it because they liked the vibes and the cruelty.
This man is Captain Chaos. Always has been. That’s not a bug, that’s the feature. He doesn’t build anything. He destabilises, intimidates, and bullies until something breaks or someone caves. That’s his entire skill set, his playbook.
Did anyone honestly expect something different by re-electing this fucking grub?
This is a thief. A con man. A serial liar. A wife-cheater. A guy who brags about sexually assaulting women, who was found liable for doing it. A convicted felon. An insurrectionist who tried to overturn an election because his fragile little ego couldn’t handle losing. A man who publicly joked about dating a ten-year-old girl in ten years. Read that sentence again and tell me that isn’t the lowest rung of human garbage.